Boosh Dreams

I really didnt know where to put this but I wanted to start one cause i have a LOT of boosh dreams (and they're all weird cause my brain is so fucked up!)

i'll start with my dream that followed on the next night, when Noel hated me.


december 28th

It was the evening, just after I'd watched Boosh Live on December 22nd. Me and Naomi were stood outside the stage door, waiting for the Boosh Boys to come out.
It was just us.
Out they came, I was more interested in the tourbus. "Oh my god! It's the actual boosh bus!"
"Yeah, Nat, they're there."
There stood Noel Fielding and Julian Barratt.
I shrieked. "Oh my god! Hello! How are you?"
The Barratt was reluctant to answer.
Noel on the other hand. "Yeah, I'm fine. Bit tired."
I erupt. "Julian, do you mind if I ask you a question? It's a bit personal."
"Urm.. Sure okay."
"Where abouts in Leeds are you from? Cos I'm from Leeds an' all."
"Morley." (Wether this is true or not, i dont know)
"Oh my god! I'm from Morley too!!"
Julian smiles.
I glance at Noel, giving me the evil eye, then look back to Julian."Not that you probably care, but you know.. Northerners an' all that."
"Yeah."
Noel sighed frustrated.
"Oh sorry." I say. "I'm not talking to you."
"Do you mind if we all have a photo?" Naomi asks.
The boys agree and I get out my camera and give it to Oliver Ralfe who just came out of no-where!
"I want to stand next to Julian." I say, switching places with Naomi.
Noel gives me a second evil glare and I wake up.


december 29th

Noel, Myself, Rich Fulcher and Dave are all sat on a flight of stairs.
I'm sat next to Noel, he's wrapping up a box.
"Who's it for?" I ponder.
"Bobby Bob Bob." He replies, giving the box to Dave.
Dave starts to open it and I recieve a text message.
"The presents for Bob!" I shriek, waving my arm at Rich. "He's there! He's there! He's there!"
Dave opens the present anyway.
"Leave him. It's alright." Noel tells me.
I open the text message, its from my mum. 'omg i'm playing on ps2 on toca racing. its well good. i want one. what's it plugged into? the telly?'
I igore this as one of my mums 'dafter' questions, and dont reply.
I looked back in the box and see a couple of penguins. "Oh I've got that one." I explain, pointing to one of them.
Dave hugs the penguin close to him like a 5 year old.
"It's alright." I laugh. "I dont want it. I must've got over 100 penguins."
"Really?" Noel asks. "Thats facinating."
I detect sarcasm. "Are you mad at me?"
"No." He lies.
"Are you still mad at me because I payed more attention to Julian that night we met?"
"Just because he's a Northerner!"
"I dont believe this! It was years ago!"
"Yeah well sometimes I think you might be better off with him!"
I open my mouth to answer, and wake up.

IVE READ THIS BEFORE!

on t'other boosh forum!

thank you for making up this thread.
i have ei258026546238562308572038 boosh dreams.
which are ALSO all weird because my brain is also messed up!

but theyre fun! (:
i cant think of one atm though LOL!


(:

xxxxx

november 16th


My 2 friends, Jess and Gemma and Myself went to a Mighty Boosh gig in some random field (despite Jess and Gemma not knowing what the mighty boosh is!).
It was a music gig not like their festival or a live show.
There was like... 7 people there literally, including us.
So we were right at the front like "Woo howard! Woo vince!" haha.
Then when the gig finished, we somehow ended up in like a shopping centre and me and Jess were running to get the the merch stand.
Jess goes "I'm just gonna go mad at the merch stand."
and I was shitting cos I didnt have any money so I was like "I'll take some money out, enough to get a couple of t-shirts and a programme."
Gemma stopped in McDonalds like "I'm starving!"
And then me and Jess were like "Well sorry we need to go bye!"

Then we got to this like.. It was like- You know trash chutes in apartment blocks.
It was like one of them, but it was made out of wood, and you basically opened the flap, crawled through- like a cat flap- crawled through, then you could either go straight on or you could turn around and do it again.
And there was a kid in it, and he just kept going around.
So me and jess were eventually like; F' This!
and just went through.

The I dunno what happened but I sort of lost Jess and the next thing I remember is talking to Noel Fielding, Julian Barratt and Robots In Disguise, under this massive tree.
And I was saying "I dunno why I bought the tour programme if I'm honest, cos I ent seen the live show yet, I'm going in December. I just thought I'd come today."
Then this car pulled up, and it was playing the first bit of The Sex Has Made Me Stupid.
And I looked at Dee and went "That car..?"
She just went "Yeah that's our car, we have it play that song when it pulls up so we know its ours."
And I thought she was joking so I just stood there and laughed. I saw her face and she looked at Noel as if to say 'what's she laughing at?' and he just shrugged at her.
So I stopped laughing and just went "Are you actually being serious?"
"Yeah."
"Really?"
"Yeah." And she sort of squeezed past me and Noel and went to this car.
Then Noel looked at me and just decided to tell me she was a bit arsey cos she had PMS.
Then Dee turns around and proper shouts her head off at him like "I DO NOT HAVE PMS!"
And Julian Barratt just spontaniously combusted with laughter.
Then Noel started climbing the tree!
In chelsea boots!
And Sue was singing a song no man had ever heard of, and I just sat on a picnik blanket (dunno where i got that from!) And started reading the programme I bought.

hahaha i wish to stalk your dreams!
theyre amazing!
haha


xxx