Barratt quotes

.. Best of Barratt quotes.

"Don’t think of me as a man here with a face and chin. No. Think of me more...as an enormous pig. And you are all my tiny piglet children. You the audience are my tiny piglet children. Ohh your all coming to nuzzle, all coming to nuzzle + suckle at me. Come on me beauties, come on! Clamp onto a teat. Clamp on, like a piglet. I’m coming at you like a piglet like a piglet, like a mini nipple piglet. Coming at ya, in the undergrowth, snuffling and a trufflin comin at you like a snuffling trufflin from the undergrowth, through the undergrowth like a snuffling little piglet all the way to a little boy in an armchair in the middle of the forest called Dean. And the piglet goes “who are you small boy” and the boy goes “i’m...dean” Ahhh catch the rainbow, smell the dream."

Howard Moon: I've had a breakthrough. I think I found a new note in between B and C. I always knew it was there. I'm gonna call it Howard's Note.
Vince Noir: Wow.
Howard Moon: I'll tell you how it works, right? I took a note, sawtooth wave, right off this pantomime four, ran it back here, re-jammed it through itself, looped it back, mixed it with the sound of this crab committing suicide, and let it stew in its own reverb for about three hours, right? And then I pump it all out through this shoe, to give it that oaky timbre.
Vince Noir: Cool! Let's hear it, then.

definitely best thing he's ever said

Howard: Ladies! Hi, welcome to the zoo. My names Howard Moon, I'm a zookeeper here and I hope you're enjoying your visit here this morning and I hope you are enjoying the animal's that are here this morning. There's the goats who are on heat at the moment..um...and there's others too. Later on there'll be an aquatic display at 3:30 and again at 5:30. I'll be myself participating in that as a porpoise jockey, in the porpoise derby. I don't know if you ladies have ever seen a man riding a porpoise before but I can tell ou, it can be quite a sight for a young lady

Haaaa. i know its long but I think its faaaab.

cast adrift on an ocean of time, when will i ever see your face?

pehe

ooh got another smashing one:
Howard Moon: I'm an explorer.
Vince Noir: I thought you were a writer?
Howard Moon: I do many things. I span the genres - they call me the genre spanner.
Vince Noir: Yeah, they call you the spanner...

hahaha this is so funny

SammyTheCrabb wrote:

ooh got another smashing one:
Howard Moon: I'm an explorer.
Vince Noir: I thought you were a writer?
Howard Moon: I do many things. I span the genres - they call me the genre spanner.
Vince Noir: Yeah, they call you the spanner...

hahaha this is so funny

Yeah but thats more of a Vince quote isn't it haa

Well It Can Be An Equal Quote...

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Presenter: So what do the fans say when they see you then, Noel?
Noel: Oh I get quite a lot of people shouting stuff. I often get 'do you wanna come to a club where people wee on eachother?'
Presenter: hahaa. And you, Julian?
Julian: Where's Noel.

Awwwwww. I wouldn't say that if I saw him. I would be so so so excited

yeah wellll its still good on howards part

aaaaaw i know me too!!!
i luuurve him <3

Awh Poor Julian...

Luv Ya Jules..

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hes actually fabb
i love his glue holster and stationary village
'this is stationary village, you dont have a passport so think about vacating'
HAHAAA

lol
omg i found a book called electro boy
how cool is that!?
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Awwww same.

I got another one.

organised stationary is the backbone of any good business!



And Julian is the other half of the backbone of mighty boosh with Noel

Ha Ha...
Wats It About???

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Very True..

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lol neonnoir good quote
its about some weird guy who like electrocutes himself and turns into a superhuman electroboy
i havent read it but i might give it a try...
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Sounds Gud...

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yer lol
i might give it a miss...
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Ha..

I'm Not Much Of A Reader..

Only The Migty Book Of Boosh And NME...

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Hahaa.

That doesn't go there.

Yeah but it could go there couldn't it.

Yeah t..tried that didn't like it.

Why don't you try it again!

Um this is stationary village, you don't have a passport. Maybe you should think about vacating.

I wouldn't wanna live there anyway! Neither would Mr Pen!

Yeah well he doesn't live down there does he!

Haaaaaa

yeah same along with vogue and russell's booky wook
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oh neonnoir! you are word perfect
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